Gavetas virtuais

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away eu salvei este texto para posteriormente traduzi-lo, mas a verdade é que me deu uma preguiça infinita de fazê-lo, porque, afinal de contas eu faço medicina, né, não letras. :D

*desvia matrixmente do bombardeio de dicionários atômicos dos amigos furiosos*

Então resolvi postá-lo no original mesmo:

"So lemme get this straight: Adam and Eve were created without the knowledge of good and evil, but gained that knowledge from eating of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
I wonder if they ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Effective Gardening Techniques too, or the Tree of Knowledge of Small Engine Repair. It's a cinch they didn't eat from the Tree of Knowledge of The Ancient Art of Self Defense, or God would have had a harder time evicting them instead of just pointing a finger and shouting "Begone!" He probably hid that tree way in the back, behind the Tree of Knowledge of Victory Through Passive Resistance, or the Tree of Knowledge of How to Piss Your Creator Off in One Easy Step."

Descaradamente roubado daqui, mas você vai ter que vasculhar nos arquivos para encontrá-lo.